devilscage | Call Me Out

Call Me Out - 2016

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire.

♛ refer to the list above for active characters.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! I will style match— but I will be fastest at comment spam.
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

No waaaay, don't say such mean things about your girlfriend. What reason is there to be nervous?

[ She puts his headphones around her own neck and sits in his lap like a skeevy asshole but also his girlfriend. ]

[Breathing a sigh of relief, because at least they're safe for now.]

Because you have a temper like a brush fire and selective amnesia.

And a really cute pair of headphones! ♥ I think I'll keep them.

[twitch, twitch]

Hey, so we should catch up, after all this time! I'm doing well in school, I'm more powerful than ever, and oh, right, I'm gay now! But how've you been?

Dead. Gosh, it sounds like we have just so much to share. Like, how dumb did you get if you think gay is a good excuse for not coming to get me?

Edited 2016-01-27 11:31 (UTC)

I see you haven't gotten any less dramatic. And it's not an excuse! I'm seeing a guy now! With a dick! Homosexually!

Don't be such a drama queen. Dead is waaaay worse than gay, so you are so making excuses.

Better or worse, it's a whole lot less made up.

Made up? That's so not funny. Like, look here!

[ She lifts up her shirt, right in his face ]

[ ... not because she's arguing that he's gay, but because there's a giant gaping hole in her chest. one of her seeds is planted right in the middle, small tendrils wrapping out to the rest of her chest cavity ]

[Screams in high-pitched horror and physically jerks away about as much as a person can from someone who is sitting in their lap. Not because he's gay, but—well, you know.]