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Call Me Out - 2016

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire.

♛ refer to the list above for active characters.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! I will style match— but I will be fastest at comment spam.
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

PROMPT SUGGESTIONS
Mindfuck | Amnesia | Insomnia | Alternate Universe | Stargazing | Demon AU
Caught in the Rain | Fell Asleep On | Sensory Deprivation | Minor Injury | A Road Not Taken |
Back From the Dead | Power Games | Last Words | Reunion | Co-dependent | Body-guard
Mutual Captivity | Alignment Swap | Hogwarts | Holy Grail War | Should Never Be Together |
Fighting | Save You From Yourself | Vampire AU | Train to the Afterlife | Truth

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[Breathing a sigh of relief, because at least they're safe for now.]

Because you have a temper like a brush fire and selective amnesia.

And a really cute pair of headphones! ♥ I think I'll keep them.

[twitch, twitch]

Hey, so we should catch up, after all this time! I'm doing well in school, I'm more powerful than ever, and oh, right, I'm gay now! But how've you been?

Dead. Gosh, it sounds like we have just so much to share. Like, how dumb did you get if you think gay is a good excuse for not coming to get me?

Edited 2016-01-27 11:31 (UTC)

I see you haven't gotten any less dramatic. And it's not an excuse! I'm seeing a guy now! With a dick! Homosexually!

Don't be such a drama queen. Dead is waaaay worse than gay, so you are so making excuses.

Better or worse, it's a whole lot less made up.

Made up? That's so not funny. Like, look here!

[ She lifts up her shirt, right in his face ]

[ ... not because she's arguing that he's gay, but because there's a giant gaping hole in her chest. one of her seeds is planted right in the middle, small tendrils wrapping out to the rest of her chest cavity ]

[Screams in high-pitched horror and physically jerks away about as much as a person can from someone who is sitting in their lap. Not because he's gay, but—well, you know.]

[ she lets go of her shirt to clamp her hands over her ears ]

Owwwwwwwww. Gawd, you're so noisy! You big baby!

[not screaming so much anymore, but his voice cracks halfway through:]

What the hell happened to you!?

Okay, I like, literally just told you. I was dead.

D - E - A - D. Dead.

That doesn't answer the question! That only brings up more questions!

Ask a less lame question, then. Because I totally answered the one you asked.

How did this happen? When? Why?

Uh, painfully. It put a hole in my chest. Like... four years ago? And it's not like I got a chance to ask.

Holy shit... I should have known you'd never just let me skip town like that...

Yeah, no way. No way ever—

Wait, you skipped town?

Edited 2016-02-01 08:36 (UTC)

Yeah, I skipped town. What was I supposed to do? You wouldn't take 'breakup' for an answer!

Breakup? Well, yeah, duh. I dump boys, boys don't dump me.

So dump me already!

While you're gay? Dream on!

Like, breaking up with a guy and him turning gay after would be like the worst.

Technically speaking, you turned me gay first!

Oh my gawd. Shut up!

[ GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR. HISSES: ]

See, that's why we can't! It's like, super not going to happen! You got that?!

[GLARES!!]

Hell no I don't! I really like this guy! You're not screwing that up for me!

You want me to wait until you screw it up on your own? So, like. . .

[ Loosens her grip slightly. ]

Three days tops, right?

We've been dating for four!!!

Gosh, then you super don't have much time left, do you?

I'm doing just fine! Stop negging me!!

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